The first book that I have read in a VERY long time...

I know, I know, it makes me sound dumb, but i really DON'T enjoy reading books. This is probably because I have (self-diagnosed) Adult ADD. This is how it goes: I read a few pages before I realize that I have no idea what I just read, so I have to go back, focus EXTRA hard, and read it all over again. So MAYBE my dislike for recreational reading is not because I am dumb, but simply because I do not like to read the same book twice.

BUT, the other day (while i was browsing the books that i will never read in Barnes & Nobel) I came across the BEST BOOK EVER. I pretty much read the whole thing in the store. I feel it is my duty to share it with everyone...so don't be surprised if you get it for Christmas...

This is the book:

HERE are SOME examples of the "ANNOYING THINGS" listed in the book:

- Tipping someone who hasn't earned it only because you don't want to look cheap.

- A sneeze that lingers in you nose, doesn't come out, and then is absorbed by your forehead.

- Yoga instructors who smoke.

- The second-to-last day of a two-week vacation.

- When your Cracker Jack has melted into one big Jack.

- Pets that only show affection right before mealtime.

- Late fees for a video you didn't have time to watch.